urksies: cosmopanther: I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years PREACH
Used 85% of my monthy data usage in 4 days by watching shark videos on youtube. This isn’t fair.
A lady on the bus is claiming her cat has schizophrenia and bi polar and she is taking it to cat therapy this afternoon. Um ok.
You’ll meet her. She’s very pretty, even though sometimes she’s sad for many...– Pan’s Labryrinth (via sadexistences)
Anonymous asked: Move to Minnesota!
I’m on a freaky uni archeological dig with 10 exchange students from Minnesota… And apparently I’m the only one who is scared of the Australian bush/wild life. Get me out of this hell hole.
I hope that someone dramatically runs through the airport shouting my name and crying when I am boarding my plane for Europe (like in the movies) because that would probably make my life.
rehabbed: if snails can sleep for 3 years at a time then so can i
m0thermoon asked: Where did you buy your jellies like in image/48403018769 ? I've been looking online everywhere and can't find them. If you have any stores or websites that could help, that'd be so cool :)